I get lonely almost as quickly as I get sick of people. Nate Mask (via luna-lum) 154,188 notes

bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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at this time last year
i was a mess and i feel
like a mess again
A messy haiku - jw (via avdotiya) 53,315 notes